People know you can get MacOSX Lion for other laptops, right?
"Bruce, you've gotta stop doing this, man. We're going to have a chat with upper management if you can't get this anger thing under control."
... that you punched a hole through your laptop?
"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."
He's using the computer as a paperweight.