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Speaking of cat videos...

@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!

"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

If I my life had to fail, I'd rather it be with a shiny piece of new technology rather than with an hour dedicated to printing, cutting, and pasting.

~OLJ

Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.

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Post made with my iPhone

Some people wanted to respond to the underhanded Mac-bashing that went down the other day.

See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

He's using the computer as a paperweight.

Not only is it steampunk, it's early '90s. Currently on display at The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon, this mod is a combination 1991 Mac and 114-year-old Remington typewriter. Its features are a mix of 90s and 19th-century, too: the mouse is made from a Morse telegraph key, while the modem is 56k and the operating system is Mac OS 7.5, complete with a word processor, calculator, spreadsheet program, flight simulator, and Tetris.

Screenshot:

http://www.youtube.com/v/VkHpRE3oa_Y

Uhhhhh when I took the cables and cords out the screen went dark. Why did that happen? How can I address that issue?

So you're telling me that the thing that tells me things don't work... doesn't work?