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Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!

See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

You have died of carpal tunnel.

So you're telling me that the thing that tells me things don't work... doesn't work?

Highly suspect if you ask me! Maybe Braun should sue them...

Speaking of cat videos...

Not only is it steampunk, it's early '90s. Currently on display at The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon, this mod is a combination 1991 Mac and 114-year-old Remington typewriter. Its features are a mix of 90s and 19th-century, too: the mouse is made from a Morse telegraph key, while the modem is 56k and the operating system is Mac OS 7.5, complete with a word processor, calculator, spreadsheet program, flight simulator, and Tetris.

Screenshot:

http://www.youtube.com/v/VkHpRE3oa_Y

"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

If I my life had to fail, I'd rather it be with a shiny piece of new technology rather than with an hour dedicated to printing, cutting, and pasting.

~OLJ

Toe typing - now available on Mac.

Uhhhhh when I took the cables and cords out the screen went dark. Why did that happen? How can I address that issue?