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See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

I need a computer that let's me look at Facebook exponentially more than I work. They both do that? Ok well which one makes me better than everyone else. --NGN

Uhhhhh when I took the cables and cords out the screen went dark. Why did that happen? How can I address that issue?

So you're telling me that the thing that tells me things don't work... doesn't work?

If I my life had to fail, I'd rather it be with a shiny piece of new technology rather than with an hour dedicated to printing, cutting, and pasting.

~OLJ

Highly suspect if you ask me! Maybe Braun should sue them...

Toe typing - now available on Mac.

@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

Not only is it steampunk, it's early '90s. Currently on display at The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon, this mod is a combination 1991 Mac and 114-year-old Remington typewriter. Its features are a mix of 90s and 19th-century, too: the mouse is made from a Morse telegraph key, while the modem is 56k and the operating system is Mac OS 7.5, complete with a word processor, calculator, spreadsheet program, flight simulator, and Tetris.

Screenshot:

http://www.youtube.com/v/VkHpRE3oa_Y

Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.

Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!