mac

... as long as it only requires one button

"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

So you're telling me that the thing that tells me things don't work... doesn't work?

You have died of carpal tunnel.

If I my life had to fail, I'd rather it be with a shiny piece of new technology rather than with an hour dedicated to printing, cutting, and pasting.

~OLJ

Some people wanted to respond to the underhanded Mac-bashing that went down the other day.

Toe typing - now available on Mac.

Uhhhhh when I took the cables and cords out the screen went dark. Why did that happen? How can I address that issue?

Not only is it steampunk, it's early '90s. Currently on display at The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon, this mod is a combination 1991 Mac and 114-year-old Remington typewriter. Its features are a mix of 90s and 19th-century, too: the mouse is made from a Morse telegraph key, while the modem is 56k and the operating system is Mac OS 7.5, complete with a word processor, calculator, spreadsheet program, flight simulator, and Tetris.

Screenshot:

http://www.youtube.com/v/VkHpRE3oa_Y

@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

I need a computer that let's me look at Facebook exponentially more than I work. They both do that? Ok well which one makes me better than everyone else. --NGN

Actually, I think I'll just wait for the new model to come out. It'll only be like $3000.