M thru F

If you feed him after midnight he'll just multiply exponentially until we're overrun with interns.

We can probably finish the deal before my stop. I'll have my people draw up the paperwork.

Funny, I wasn't aware that "Canadian" was now a gender.

"Mr. Vader can be so thoughtless. It was my birthday yesterday and he didn't even notice!"

That's one way for Obama to assure his re-election.