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Mordor: Be all you can be!
It's time for a Fellowship LOTR fans. If you're down with Bombadill and Ents, then you'll be doubled over laughing at these hilarious jokes all about your favorite Tolkien land. Can you truly call yourself a Lord of the Rings fan if you don't appreciate these jokes? Take the plunge and find out.
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Memes are way more than just a cheap distraction. Memes can uplift the spirit. Memes are like a busted fire-hydrant you find after walking five miles on the hottest day of the summer. Memes are like that leftover sandwich you just remembered after whining about having no food in the fridge. Memes are like your favorite song randomly coming on when you're shopping for toilet paper at the supermarket. Life would be a bummer without memes.
We're so glad you're here. Seriously. We have all these memes to share and they'd just go to waste if we didn't have anyone to laugh at them with. Meme consumption is a fine solitary activity, don't get me wrong, but being able to spread memes far and wide gives us true joy. We're like the Santa Claus of memes. We're practically Jesus. Ok, calm down, it was a joke. Here, have some memes.