London 2012

More Olympic LOLs at ROFLympics 2012!

"We are going to be telling our children's children's children's children's children about this day," promises this Olympic Games worker, whose job it is to direct foot traffic remind people via megaphone HOW EXCITING IT IS to attend the Games.

Heart her.

[hypervocal]

Clearly NBC needs to go back to school!

"Hell, Budweiser, get on in here!"

What possible outcome did he think that was going to have? "Oh, hurr durr, I's gunna steel dee torch and I'll get awae kuz I are SOOOOO fast!" Enjoy your misdemeanor, fool.

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