@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.
If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.
Because some of you aren't familiar with these issues, I think you could use more training. Perhaps you should check with this list. Everybody loves a challenge.
And some of these "Reply-pocalypse" stories will make you instantly feel better about any of your smaller email faux-pas.