lawyer

This house comes with five bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. Those are odd numbers, so you just work out the extra ones between yourselves.

This sign offends me! I am currently in contact with my attorney to sue the people who posted it. If you don't like it, I'll sue you for disagreeing with me.

I wonder what advertisement they have on the stairs

I am highly offensed and will be in contact with my lawyer to have these bags removed from the store immediately!