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I wonder what advertisement they have on the stairs

This sign offends me! I am currently in contact with my attorney to sue the people who posted it. If you don't like it, I'll sue you for disagreeing with me.

This house comes with five bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. Those are odd numbers, so you just work out the extra ones between yourselves.

I am highly offensed and will be in contact with my lawyer to have these bags removed from the store immediately!