late

From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."

A co-worker had some trouble getting to work one morning...

Five gallons, that'll be $1.46!

Actual email to actual employees.

Reddit user loveduckie writes,

My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.

It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.

~OLJ

Best way to tell your appointees you've inconvenienced them and will be forcing them to change their schedule next week.

It's going to be a good day, I just know it!

So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!

...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.