late

Best way to tell your appointees you've inconvenienced them and will be forcing them to change their schedule next week.

From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."

So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!

...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.

It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.

~OLJ

Five gallons, that'll be $1.46!

Actual email to actual employees.

It's going to be a good day, I just know it!

A co-worker had some trouble getting to work one morning...