It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.
From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."
Best way to tell your appointees you've inconvenienced them and will be forcing them to change their schedule next week.
A co-worker had some trouble getting to work one morning...
Reddit user loveduckie writes,
My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.
Actual email to actual employees.
It's going to be a good day, I just know it!
Five gallons, that'll be $1.46!