laptop

"So, like, the "AC" adapter cools the computer off, right?"

"Wow, Mom. Really?"

Multi-tasking is the way to go.

... that you punched a hole through your laptop?

Little Caesar's? Psshh. The Papa John's model is much more user-friendly.

From Reddit user rohanic:

Working helpdesk peacefully in the server room when I hear a loud knock and this outside the door