Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.
He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.
Surefire path to success.
...and the desperation for a job has rarely been higher.
Most people, after all, find work on Sunday. Mostly by mowing lawns for the retired people who've gone to church.
Meanwhile, people dialing his number are treated to a little ditty by Rick Astley.