Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.
Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.
This has existed for a while, but I don't think it's been on here yet. If it hasn't, it's well deserving. If not, you can tell me how much of a reposting douchebag I am in the comments.
You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.
Oh geez you guys, new episodes this Thursday! I swear NBC didn't pay me to say that!
Since people are being honest, a little language is slightly unsafe for work.
For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): "Check with __ before 'hiring' this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS"
"And so was your little guy, apparently!"
"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"
"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."