job interview

You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

Since people are being honest, a little language is slightly unsafe for work.

Oh geez you guys, new episodes this Thursday! I swear NBC didn't pay me to say that!

This has existed for a while, but I don't think it's been on here yet. If it hasn't, it's well deserving. If not, you can tell me how much of a reposting douchebag I am in the comments.