Not only is the job title a cheesy double entendre, but the first paragraph is written like a spammer trying to lure you onto their porn site. This has to be the secret, covert way the adult entertainment industry recruits.
Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria's Secret is hiring... though their requirements seem a bit drastic!
True that... you have to wonder if there's an intern at Victoria's Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.
All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.
Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.
I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ
You need EXPERIENCE to HOLD SIGNS. Or spin them. Whichever. Are there any entry-level jobs left? You already need a doctorate and a seven-year apprenticeship for the privilege of working as a barista warlord. ~OLJ
