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Welcome to the new economy.

This assumes that the person had a job or wife to begin with.

It's funnier if you read the image top to bottom instead of side to side.

It's a shame, there was going to be a party on the 32nd just for you. There was going to be cake and ice cream and everything. Shame you're going to miss it.

-Water Cooler Chris

"Doesn't matter, at desk!"

There's an advice animal for just about any kind of environment and situation these days (I'm a big fan of Critical Feminist Corgi), and the clever folks over at Fyeahretailrobin have collected a fine assortment of daily woes from the world of retail. Check out some recent ones in the gallery below, and check the via link for even more!

Work and Facebook don't mix well.