Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.
There's an advice animal for just about any kind of environment and situation these days (I'm a big fan of Critical Feminist Corgi), and the clever folks over at Fyeahretailrobin have collected a fine assortment of daily woes from the world of retail. Check out some recent ones in the gallery below, and check the via link for even more!