it

Repeat 100 times.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY LIKES THEIR BILLY MAYS KEY TOO MUCH.

Ahem Sorry about that, you just have to yell sometimes, right?

-Water Cooler Chris

I say we man an attack on Krispy Kreme if it isn't!

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

From Reddit user rohanic:

Working helpdesk peacefully in the server room when I hear a loud knock and this outside the door

As always, you know where to go when you just can't unfriend them.

This is basically an IT tummy tuck.