The failure of mission critical IT systems is serious business, son
I didn't know IT guys were so damn good at drawing. Get an art-related job so you don't make the rest of us feel bad.
I can definitely see the mechanic and tradesman scenarios, but I've heard enough stories to know that WebMD has pretty much destroyed too many people's trust in a doctor's opinion.
If they get too excited, they'll start running up against the glass and throwing poop everywhere.
If you feed him after midnight he'll just multiply exponentially until we're overrun with interns.
From Reddit user rohanic:
Working helpdesk peacefully in the server room when I hear a loud knock and this outside the door
It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!
Error messages are starting to get too disturbing for those with delicate sensibilities. From now on, error messages should come in the form of cat pictures.