iphone

A little help for those who need it: The ad is for Nokia phones. But the little device the nondescript ecstatic woman is holding to her ear has an iPhone's USB port. When even your stock image people are using iPhones, you know your competitor's got the edge.

~OLJ

You bring the Apple, they'll bring the broccoli.

iMpressive!

Check out the finer points of using an iPhone here!

Put it on speakerphone if possible.

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You should use a more thorough vetting process when picking your hospitals.

Tappin', payin', runnin'. Think about it.

"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

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