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If you bring your nice shiny iPad to a crowded outdoor concert like that, you deserve to have it sputtering and busted in a pool of stale beer before the day is over.

~Office Lackey Jack

INFINITE ENERGY.

If I my life had to fail, I'd rather it be with a shiny piece of new technology rather than with an hour dedicated to printing, cutting, and pasting.

~OLJ

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...

The best part is how they even went to the trouble of slapping on a logo and including a fake receipt. Scamming is one thing, but this is just cruel.

~OLJ