Via Acid Cow
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By Unknown
Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...
By Unknown
Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.
Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.
~OLJ
Business idea: Start an iPad accessories company that gathers material by walking around Wall Street and surreptitiously cutting pockets from the suits of stockbrokers and investment managers. It would be called "Picking Pockets." Or "Out of Pocket." Or "Line Your Own Pocket." Or "Is That a Wall Street Executive in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?"
~Office Lackey Jack
By Unknown
Regular iPad too large? iPad Mini too small? Don't worry! Like the Three Bears' Porridge, we've got one that's just right!
