It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.
~Office Lackey Jack
We all know that American internet will never go to 11.
That Sony Vaio is better than mine
Wi or do not. There is no Fi.
"Bob, look, a user!"
"Oh sweet Jesus! Quick, send them our 50-CD thank you gift pack!"
So that's why you're here on a Saturday.
4,381 Years? Bring It On.