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What's the soundtrack for this battle for the ages?

Opera, of course.

Those cookies do look tasty.

I think he might've been a bit lost in translation.

Or, "I.E. Before C, You're Freakin' Kidding Me."

... and become a legend.

Yup, if you use IE7, you're going to pay a fine. Trufax. And you can't spell "trufax" without "tax."

Last I checked "8" came later than "5.5" but I'm not so good at math.

Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!

He's learning, everybody!

I'm pretty sure this is available already in China.

You're stuck using Outlook Express. Muhahahahaha!