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Yup, if you use IE7, you're going to pay a fine. Trufax. And you can't spell "trufax" without "tax."

Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!

You're stuck using Outlook Express. Muhahahahaha!

Or, "I.E. Before C, You're Freakin' Kidding Me."

Consider it a freebie... or 50 freebies, I guess.

Last I checked "8" came later than "5.5" but I'm not so good at math.

I think he might've been a bit lost in translation.

Those cookies do look tasty.

He's learning, everybody!

What's the soundtrack for this battle for the ages?

Opera, of course.

I'm pretty sure this is available already in China.

... and become a legend.