hp

My lil' homie Hewlett died tonight!

Here we see an ad for HP touting their ultrarealistic printing ability. Sorry guys, but creepiness doesn't get any less creepier in laser quality.

I got spam from HP today. To unsubscribe, the instructions were to email this chick back, and she would get around to it within 7 days. This was my response. I hope she writes back. I'll drag this out forever.

Right now, I can't help but picture a little Scumbag Steve perched on the logos of all the printer ink companies out there.

Get your quickly liquidating, soon-to-be-unsupported semi-mobile device today!

Thanks, HP. Good to know you're there for your customers.

Uhh, could I just... y'know... take one of those? It's not like you need ALL of them, right?

He may be an autobot, but his pages-per-minute rate is "deceptively" high...