hiring

He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.

...and the desperation for a job has rarely been higher.

Dude. Whoa.

Also loves trampolines. 

Must know how to use a ladder though.

Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?

Management that giggles is always the best management.

It's the recession, baby. For employers, desperation like this is few and far between.

Apparently this steakhouse uses their knives in... alternative ways.