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Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?

Yeah, you can LOL all the way to the unemployment line bro...

More music humor over at Music!

San Jose Sharks rookie center 19-year-old Tomas Hertl scored 4 goals in a 9-2 rout of the New York Rangers on Tuesday night. NHL.com listed Hertl's highlights quite appropriately.

I'm sure John Elway appreciated the sentiment though.

That's one strong plane!

So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?