From the submitter:
It's the only explanation I could come up with as to why my remote access token has pointy corners.
The humor blog we need, but not the one we deserve.
Whatever the hell "internal production problem" is. It's probably just a funny way to spell "some dingus thought it would be fun to mess with our stuff seeing as it's Guy Fawkes Day and all."
We will smear poop all over the office until we get our way.