By Unknown
I'd rather have Milton Waddams mumbling about his stapler all day long right next to me than put up with this crap.
I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.
-Water Cooler Chris
For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): "Check with __ before 'hiring' this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS"