In between the "Existential Crisis" and "Briefly Consider Never Going Back" points is the time that I spend frantically googling "astronaut school."
~Office Lackey Jack
Quantifying everything for Great Justice: GraphJam!
Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.
Time to start dealing crack.
Every day, between 10:00 and noon, the bathroom stalls are ALWAYS OCCUPIED. It's frustrating.
Or they are way shadier than we thought and are subtely letting us know.
And remember the second rule: