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I'd love to say, but y'know, I've places to be and... uhh... things to do... yeah... WELLOKBYETHEN!!!

Señor Gif: is there anything he can't gif? Full story at 11!

Aaaaaaaaaand FWAP!

Personally, I prefer a nice healthy card stock to clean up my angry office tears. It's absorbent, sturdy, and it wastes more company money!

-Water Cooler Chris

Animals in business clothes just scream "take me seriously as a professional."

Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.

~OLJ

Time to go home.

I usually pump myself up by getting naked and dancing arcane ritual dances in front of a volleyball effigy that I've named after my boss.

Finally, someone has solved this problem!