fridge

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

Yeah, I'm not shopping at that grocery store anymore.

I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this...

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

I've never personally seen a pig turn down bacon, so anything you say to the contrary is purely anecdotal.

If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.