Via DudeNeptune
fork
Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.
By Unknown
And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?
-Water Cooler Chris
