To all of the recent 2011 graduates that facing the end of their deferred student loans: Best of luck! May the interest rates treat you well.
"You're hired!!! When can you start?"
"Sir, did you even read the rest of-"
"I'll ask the questions here!"
This is a security warning to prevent fraud, but sometimes it makes some people feel lonely.
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