football

Sometimes they let him in for a few snaps when they want to run the fake ball, but past that manikin Tebow is doomed to an eternity of sitting.

Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.

Sunday marks the XLVIIth occurrence of a certain football game that stringent copyright laws keep us from referring to by name. With XLVII years of the game, come XLVII years of exorbitantly produced commercials that have come from terrible shaving cream ads to Kate Upton washing cars. Oh how the times have changed.

Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning. 

He posted his old résumé to Facebook today.

We've made some jokes about the rigid and ridiculous copyright laws surrounding the name of a certain championship-level football game. Samsung apparently saw the same humor...

For more of your football fix before Sunday, head on over to The Big Game!

I'm sure John Elway appreciated the sentiment though.