equipment

So at work I occasionally listen to music through headphones (don't worry, they do a good job of keeping the sound in and I make sure the music doesn't leak out and annoy coworkers etc. etc.). When I wear my headphones, the headphone wire hangs on the right side of my office chair's arm. When I put my headphones back on my desk, the wire loops around the left side of my chair's arm. When I roll my chair away to get up, the wire catches and my headphones clatter to the floor. EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME.

~OLJ

Also useful management won't get you a new computer until the old one breaks down. There's no IT team in the world that can repair the damage that this machine will wreak.

The uploader strongly implied that these were stolen.