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coffee employee free coffee Starbucks - 6481044992
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

do not disturb door employee nap note slacking off sleep - 4567274496
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Come up with an awesome acronym for N.A.P. and you could win some internetz!

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Top 10 Times Employees Got Called Out By Internet For Fake Sick Days

These failures lacked the brain cells to pull off their sneaky sick days! The real question plaguing us now is how they even managed to get hired in the first place. 

Top 10 times idiots got called out on social media for trying to call out sick from work with lame excuses.
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15 Of The Funniest Work Memes Ever

Working sucks, but unfortunately we all have to do it just to survive - just a fact of life. Unless you're a trust fund kid, in which case screw you. So whether you're an incredibly bored cubicle worker or a frustrated and underpaid waiter, this gallery will contain something that relates to you! Or if you just need to scroll through memes that sum up your sordid life, these various work memes will have you feeling right at home in your own little slice of hell.

Funniest work memes ever
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awesome drugs are bad employee note - 4671792384
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DOG! I mean I need to take my DOG to the vet... Crap.

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Impressed Employee's Story About The Power Of His Coworker's Clipboard Will Make You Smile In Disbelief

"What about Bob?..." This guy's coworker named Bob figured out how to play the system. And he did so for 15 years! Never underestimate the power of a clipboard, and what it can do for you when you're trying to look busy. That being said, Bob is the real MVP. 

jobs where you get paid without working
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Embarrassed Employee Caught By Boss Singing "Candy Shop" By 50 Cent In The Bathroom

This mortified employee thought they had the restroom to themselves, so they figured it'd be a solid time to belt out some "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent. Unfortunately, as it turned out their boss was in there too, and queue up the heart beating outside the chest in a flurry of panic moment. 

An employee gets caught by their boss singing "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent in the bathroom.
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Guy Calls His Boss's Bluff In The Most Satisfying, Genius Way Possible

He called that bluff like a boss himself. Hopefully he's since on to bigger, better things. 

calling out the boss for lying
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