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From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."

Cell phone video was taken of this irrationally angry Starbucks employee when she began yelling at a customer and accusing her of stealing a cookie straw. The customer said this began when she was distracted trying to open a Starbucks app on her phone to pay and didn't answer quickly enough. According to the Daily News , Starbucks has apoligized through social media, saying that the employee has been let go. 

Come up with an awesome acronym for N.A.P. and you could win some internetz!

I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

It gives the chance to run an update on my happiness system.

DOG! I mean I need to take my DOG to the vet... Crap.

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