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20 Employees Share the Dumbest Things They've Ever Heard Customers Utter

These high-maintenance or otherwise impossible customers really shouldn't be allowed out in public. No way in hell the employees themselves are getting paid enough to put up with these kind of rage-inducing, jaw-droppingly brainless situations. Maybe we should just get these poor misguided folk some instruction manuals on how the real world operates. 

Whisper confessions of things that customers have actually asked for
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do not disturb door employee nap note slacking off sleep - 4567274496
By Unknown
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Come up with an awesome acronym for N.A.P. and you could win some internetz!

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Impressed Employee's Story About The Power Of His Coworker's Clipboard Will Make You Smile In Disbelief

"What about Bob?..." This guy's coworker named Bob figured out how to play the system. And he did so for 15 years! Never underestimate the power of a clipboard, and what it can do for you when you're trying to look busy. That being said, Bob is the real MVP. 

jobs where you get paid without working
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awesome drugs are bad employee note - 4671792384
By Unknown
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DOG! I mean I need to take my DOG to the vet... Crap.

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coffee employee free coffee Starbucks - 6481044992
By Unknown
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

boss employee late late to work - 6134144000
By The_Awesome_Boss
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From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."

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Guy Calls His Boss's Bluff In The Most Satisfying, Genius Way Possible

He called that bluff like a boss himself. Hopefully he's since on to bigger, better things. 

calling out the boss for lying
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Via Uproxx
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Cell phone video was taken of this irrationally angry Starbucks employee when she began yelling at a customer and accusing her of stealing a cookie straw. The customer said this began when she was distracted trying to open a Starbucks app on her phone to pay and didn't answer quickly enough. According to the Daily News , Starbucks has apoligized through social media, saying that the employee has been let go.