elevator

Lol how does I math?

HAHAHA!!! NOW YOU'RE STUCK AT DERPCORP FOREVER!!!

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I'll use the stairs... but only if they put "Way to go!" and "Good for you!" and "You're so smart and health conscious, here's a raise!" on the walls going up the staircase.

Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?