elevator

Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?

I wonder what advertisement they have on the stairs

HAHAHA!!! NOW YOU'RE STUCK AT DERPCORP FOREVER!!!

I'll use the stairs... but only if they put "Way to go!" and "Good for you!" and "You're so smart and health conscious, here's a raise!" on the walls going up the staircase.

Lol how does I math?

Poor Amanda Carpenter lived through a truelife nightmare when she got stuck in an elevator...seven months ago. In a desperate attempt to be rescued, Carpenter (former Communication Director for Sen. Ted Cruz) tweeted to her 90,000 plus followers asking for help. 


It only gets worse...



Annd then we get the golden response...just a tad bit too late to make a difference. Good lookin out Amtrak...



We can only imagine what Carpenter was actually thinking, but her tweet does a decent enough job at appearing, well, thankful?



Amtrak tried to make amends, nonetheless:



It's too late though. The internet's already well aware of all this madness...

You're not my real dad!