...because when your hands are up you spin more quickly. Science!
Now if only we could do away with those pesky 40-hour-a-week rules... I know! If we got rid of minimum wage, I'd be able to work for less and my boss would give me more hours! #trollpolitics
Of course, it's not like you have a stellar track record either, Mr. Nondescript Q. Everyman. Did the housing bubble really burst in 2008 because everyone was too good at paying off debt?
Welcome to the new economy.