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Come up with an awesome acronym for N.A.P. and you could win some internetz!

Although, in this new age of open office design getting ahem business taken care of is nearly impossible. For the rest, here you go!

Involves stilted speech, graduated close-ups, and memes.

It's best to treat them with tender care and compassion

It's really designed to make people stop in contemplation of the zen-like defiance of logic and wander away, rather than simply to order them not to go through the door-not-door.

...as long as you're careful not to damage the wall.