dominos

The Domino's Pizza Tracker is ruining my life, but at the very least it forces me to put pants on. Baby steps...

Will substitute cash for tummy scratches.

By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.

B*hes love pizza.

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.