dominos

Will substitute cash for tummy scratches.

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.

B*hes love pizza.

By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.

Great! Just great! Not only could I not get through the underwater levels, I couldn't beat any of the Tick Tock Clock levels in Super Mario 64! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DOMINO'S?

The Domino's Pizza Tracker is ruining my life, but at the very least it forces me to put pants on. Baby steps...