dominos

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.

The Domino's Pizza Tracker is ruining my life, but at the very least it forces me to put pants on. Baby steps...

B*hes love pizza.

By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.