dominos

The Domino's Pizza Tracker is ruining my life, but at the very least it forces me to put pants on. Baby steps...

By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.

Great! Just great! Not only could I not get through the underwater levels, I couldn't beat any of the Tick Tock Clock levels in Super Mario 64! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DOMINO'S?

Will substitute cash for tummy scratches.

B*hes love pizza.

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.