darth vader

Come to the dark side... we have coffee

Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!

Something tells me George Lucas doesn't mind the millions of dollars he makes every time Darth Vader is in a commercial. If the re-releasing of the Star Wars prequels is any evidence, the guy has long since given up on valuing artistic integrity over piles and piles of cash.

Your sad devotion to parking in a red zone has not helped you conjure up a good excuse, Lord Vader! Or given you clairvoyance enough to talk your way out of-

Will you take a medal instead?

(Warning: Gore, violence, strong language, drug use, and suggestive themes)

So, Tarkin, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those Tie Fighters head over to the Rebel base this afternoon?