I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?
Some example jobs include: clown, stand-up comedian... laser guy?
If you do, speaker them now!
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
Don't exercise poo judgment, people.
Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.