danger

Some example jobs include: clown, stand-up comedian... laser guy?

Yes, that is the Front Desk when you walk into the office... Yes, that is where I sit,,,, Yes, my boss did say, "Why aren't you working at your desk, it's not like the computer doesn't work?"

Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Don't exercise poo judgment, people.

If you do, speaker them now!