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Some example jobs include: clown, stand-up comedian... laser guy?

If you do, speaker them now!

Don't exercise poo judgment, people.

"Well why didn't you honk your horn?" "Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"

Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?

~OLJ