copier

Personally, I prefer a nice healthy card stock to clean up my angry office tears. It's absorbent, sturdy, and it wastes more company money!

-Water Cooler Chris

I never thought that paper could cause an injury more painful than a papercut. Color me surprised, I guess! If it's a black and white copier though, don't bother...

We're 'PC Load Letter,' and we'll be here all week! Except for Craig who's stuck in the document feeder, he'll be here for a long time.