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It has terrible hours, you depend on two other older people for everything in life, and you're stuck with it for 18 years! Lame!

They say sex sells, but what else starts with 'S' and ends with 'ex?' SKRILLEX! Wrap your stupid face around the new improved type of commercial, then go out and drain your bank account to buy our useless crap! Courtesy of bass that drops harder and faster than your credit score!

WARNING: Bring a handkerchief. Things might get a little misty in here.

I don't know about you, but domestic abuse doesn't make me want to eat vegetables. This mainly makes me want to eat MORE meat to get back at PETA for producing this crap.

Who said buying likes/comments/shares was a waste of marketing? Just toss up a video showing your fans the cold hard cash and you're social media strategy is set!