That's one strong plane!
You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?
Unlike Coke, who viciously guard their secret Coke recipe, this recipe is totally free and open source.
Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.
In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.