Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.
That's one strong plane!
Unlike Coke, who viciously guard their secret Coke recipe, this recipe is totally free and open source.
You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?
In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.