cashier

In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

You know what's even worse? Cashier's that correct your grammar. GOD Shannon I KNOW the apostrophe doesn't go there. Lay OFF, woman.

~OLJ

Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ

Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

~OLJ

If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.

Since when did you become Judge Judy, huh?

Seems like a better plan than that strange pile the cashier builds up over the day of almost-purchased items.

This is a far superior way of getting to Speak To The Manager.

Maybe you should expect my fist through your screen you stupid thing!