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It happens so fast but the reporter, Alex Savage, managed to jump out of the way in the nick of time. He posted a follow up video on Facebook assuring everyone he was okay and crediting his photographer, Chip Vaughan, with shouting the alert that saved his life.

Now get out there and ride a bus!

Of course, in the case of latter-day Bill Gates, the word "lamborghinis" would be replaced with the term "polio vaccines for 10 million children."

~OLJ

Game, set, and match, douchenozzle. Enjoy having your license revoked!

Cameron Lilly asks: "Can the police also give out tickets for being a pretty awful person?"

I wish, Cameron. I wish.

...is Morningwood in your cup?