car crash

No, seriously. Shut up.

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

"One explanation is that stressful deadlines lead to driver distraction and worsen short-term human error," Dr. Donald Redelmeier of the University of Toronto speculates.

Stressful deadlines and short-term human error? Sounds like Sunday night at college to me...

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"