car crash

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

"One explanation is that stressful deadlines lead to driver distraction and worsen short-term human error," Dr. Donald Redelmeier of the University of Toronto speculates.

Stressful deadlines and short-term human error? Sounds like Sunday night at college to me...

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!

How does that even happen?

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

No, seriously. Shut up.