car crash

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!

No, seriously. Shut up.

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

How does that even happen?

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

"One explanation is that stressful deadlines lead to driver distraction and worsen short-term human error," Dr. Donald Redelmeier of the University of Toronto speculates.

Stressful deadlines and short-term human error? Sounds like Sunday night at college to me...