car crash

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!

How does that even happen?

No, seriously. Shut up.

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!