car crash

"One explanation is that stressful deadlines lead to driver distraction and worsen short-term human error," Dr. Donald Redelmeier of the University of Toronto speculates.

Stressful deadlines and short-term human error? Sounds like Sunday night at college to me...

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

How does that even happen?

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!