By Unknown
I'd love to say, but y'know, I've places to be and... uhh... things to do... yeah... WELLOKBYETHEN!!!
That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?
"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"
Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?