car accident

How does that even happen?

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

Or mebbe not.

I'd love to say, but y'know, I've places to be and... uhh... things to do... yeah... WELLOKBYETHEN!!!

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?