car accident

How does that even happen?

I'd love to say, but y'know, I've places to be and... uhh... things to do... yeah... WELLOKBYETHEN!!!

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

Or mebbe not.

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?