car

"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"

Some people just pretend that they can read.

Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day:

They showed him.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?