car

You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.

~OLJ

This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.

Some people just pretend that they can read.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day:

You just have to do a little probing!

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

This is probably the only workplace where a prank like this could happen. What would they make a car out of if they worked at McDonald's? Or Staples? Or the Dollar Store?

Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...

... and by 2031, we meant never.