car

This is probably the only workplace where a prank like this could happen. What would they make a car out of if they worked at McDonald's? Or Staples? Or the Dollar Store?

They showed him.

"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"

You just have to do a little probing!

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.

~OLJ

He should be glad they didn't run over his car with the truck.

Some people just pretend that they can read.