car

You just have to do a little probing!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...

... and by 2031, we meant never.

You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.

~OLJ

This is probably the only workplace where a prank like this could happen. What would they make a car out of if they worked at McDonald's? Or Staples? Or the Dollar Store?

Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day:

He should be glad they didn't run over his car with the truck.

"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"