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Or as I like to call them: Windpipe Plugs.

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Hurr durr but it has 2 percent of your daily value in some random vitamin that you can get from, like, a thousand more healthy foods. It must be good for me then!

Reddit user loveduckie writes,

My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.

What's next, a sponsorship deal with KFC?!

Time to roll the new guy back into the unemployment line.