cake

Just kidding, you're a horrible person. Have fun!

Ass-slapping is too big a problem to not celebrate its absence with cake.

I quit with a cake, and management escorted me out. They're no fun.

In Pensacola, FL a cop wrongfully tased a woman and tried to cover it up, and then offer an apology cake after the victim filed a lawsuit.
Nothing says you're sorry like a homemade cake depicting the tasing incident you're so apologetic about. 

Methinks the photo ON the thumb drive was supposed to be on the cake, hmm?

If anyone knows the whereabouts to the source of this picture, let us know in the comments!