burger king

AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

Excuse me, pearly arches.

Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.

~OLJ

After work, he hangs out with his friends: Hardee, Carl Jr., and Dairy Queen.

Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.

... if you wake up at all, that is...

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson