breakroom

breakroom missing raise theft - 4978030592
By Unknown
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

breakroom cup dirty hygiene sanitation styrofoam - 5285180672
By Unknown
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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

breakroom coffee jesus religion signs - 4973862656
By Unknown
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

breakroom cleaning up delightful sign - 5109052672
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"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.

~OLJ

beer breakroom signs - 5129809408
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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

breakroom cookies Planet of the Apes sign - 5118818304
By employee #42
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Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?

breakroom sign taxes theft - 4986981376
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

back to the future breakroom do not touch food signs - 5074428928
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

breakroom finding nemo fridge seagull sign - 5130836992
By Unknown
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI&feature=player_detailpage