It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Expect that number to go up as the morning - and day - wear on.

And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?

Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did:

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.