breakroom

breakroom cleaning up delightful sign - 5109052672
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"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.

~OLJ

break room breakroom flowchart programming sign water cooler - 5255547136
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

breakroom signs toaster - 4282277120
By Unknown
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Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did: job fails - toaster goes to mars

breakroom microwave post it sticky - 5001422336
By Jared Brown
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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

breakroom magazine theft - 5020261120
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It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

breakroom coffee jesus religion signs - 4973862656
By Unknown
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

breakroom clean up cleaning fridge nazi refrigerator sign - 5080219648
By Unknown
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This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

break room breakroom green tea mint sign tea - 5202421248
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

breakroom creamer fridge refrigerator theft - 5199886592
By Unknown
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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.