breakroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI&feature=player_detailpage

This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

Expect that number to go up as the morning - and day - wear on.

Read the full email below [via Gawker]:

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.

~OLJ

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did: