breakroom

back to the future breakroom do not touch food signs - 5074428928
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

breakroom coke exploding freezer fridge refrigerator soda - 4995305216
By Brennan Gleason
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In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.
breakroom missing raise theft - 4978030592
By Unknown
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

breakroom microwave post it sticky - 5001422336
By Jared Brown
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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

break room breakroom flowchart programming sign water cooler - 5255547136
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

breakroom sign taxes theft - 4986981376
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

breakroom fridge refrigerator se7en sign - 5001840640
By hrmph
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this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.
break room breakroom green tea mint sign tea - 5202421248
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

beer breakroom signs - 5129809408
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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

breakroom coffee jesus religion signs - 4973862656
By Unknown
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.