breakroom

This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

Expect that number to go up as the morning - and day - wear on.

Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.

~OLJ

Resistance to puns is futensile.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?