breakroom

breakroom fridge refrigerator se7en sign - 5001840640
By hrmph
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this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.
breakroom sign tb theft - 5125567488
By JT
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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

breakroom cup dirty hygiene sanitation styrofoam - 5285180672
By Unknown
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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

breakroom sign taxes theft - 4986981376
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

breakroom cleaning up delightful sign - 5109052672
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"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.

~OLJ

breakroom missing raise theft - 4978030592
By Unknown
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

break room breakroom flowchart programming sign water cooler - 5255547136
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

breakroom cookies Planet of the Apes sign - 5118818304
By employee #42
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Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?

beer breakroom signs - 5129809408
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job fails - soda

job fails - for friday

job fails - booze

job fails - beer

Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.

breakroom signs toaster - 4282277120
By Unknown
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Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did: job fails - toaster goes to mars