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"Jeff, call in the National Guard. We've got a situation here."

Well thank goodness that it's likely you won't end up on live television if you do.

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"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."