By Unknown
"Jeff, call in the National Guard. We've got a situation here."
Breaking News
By Unknown
Well thank goodness that it's likely you won't end up on live television if you do.
By Unknown
"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...
... a lengthy sentence."
By Unknown
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